You know what party line used to mean

You remember phones before they had push buttons

You mourn the loss of all your childhood toys not because of the memories but because of the value they would have today.

You remember bottle openers on the side of the coke machine

Your dog has more clothes than you did at the same age

You learn where your prostrate is

You shop for shoes that are comfortable

You remember when Capri pants were called pedal pushers

You don't remember being absentminded

Your new easy chair has more options than your first car

Younger people ask you for advice

You remember playing tunes on the booth side jukes

Your first surfboard was made out of wood